Amitabh Bachchan Slams Trolls with Razor-Sharp Comebacks: “Even Your Calculator…”
Bollywood legend Amitabh Bachchan, 81, took to social media this week to respond fiercely to online trolls who labeled him “old,” “arrogant,” and even “senile.” Known for his dignified silence, the actor broke his usual restraint to deliver a string of witty retorts—proving age hasn’t robbed him of his razor-sharp humor .
It all began when Big B posted a simple line on X: “Ji huzur, main bhi ek prashansak hoon. Toh?” (“Yes sir, I’m a fan too. So?”). Among the barrage of replies was a cruel “Buddha, sathiya gaya hai”—suggesting he’d gone senile. Bachchan fired back: “Ek din, Bhagwan naa karein voh din jaldi aaye… parantu humarein yaha kahawat hai–jo satha, wo patha.” (“God forbid it comes soon—one day you’ll be senile too—but here we say the older, the wiser.”) .
Another troll taunted him: “Thoda logic lagaiye, itna attitude toh calculator bhi nahi dikhata.” Bachchan didn’t miss a beat, snapping back: “Apka calculator bhi apke baarein mein yehi keh raha hai—overthinking!” .
His comeback to the most outrageous jab—being accused of smoking weed—was equally fierce: “Only someone high on weed could write the way you just did.” What sparked these exchanges? Posters reminded followers of the cyber-crime awareness caller tune now voiced by Bachchan—occurring whenever someone places a phone call—to warn against phishing and fraud. While the initiative is government-sanctioned, it drew mixed reactions, prompting Bachchan to stand his ground with equal parts dignity and biting wit
Amitabh Bachchan’s no-nonsense comeback underscores his enduring presence in Indian public life. His swift, intelligent responses didn’t just defend his reputation—they showcased his resilience and refused to let trolls diminish his legacy. What began as a simple public safety campaign turned into a defiant cultural statement: age and stature won’t silence him. Keep Reading Drama Wow for more news.
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